I have heard about SLIW for many years (mainly from television) but I have always dismissed it as a problem that affected other people. In fact, for a long time, I doubted its existence, but now I find that I too have acquired the condition. It is clearly not serious and while its impact is real, it is not life-threatening. I am not sure how many sufferers there are world-wide, but one can assume that it is widespread and definitely unreported. It may be a purely psychological condition, but as far as I know there have been no medical studies. My own theory, however, is that it falls in the domain of physics: it has all the hallmarks of a quantum-physical phenomenon.
I am talking, of course, about socks-lost-in-the-wash (SLIW). I have been doing my own washing for a long time now, and I have always managed to keep track of my socks. Over the last two years, however, I have had to make a space in my closet for unmatched footwear. It’s a kind of “singles bar” for socks. Most of these individuals eventually find their match but I have noticed a couple of loners who have been through many, many washing cycles but have taken up pretty much permanent residence among the bachelor socks.
Where on earth do they come from, and what happened to their partners? It is not inconceivable that they are hiding under a bed or behind the couch, but I have checked and the usual suspects are not in the obvious places and vice versa. One possibility suggested itself today. Our winter is quite warm and I can dry my washing outside in the sun. I wonder if birds may be stealing socks? La gazza ladra. Perhaps SLIW will eventually be solved by zoologists and not psychiatrists or physicists.